Bird Box memes are the best but Sandra Bullock replying to them are even better:
I love animals but let’s be real they’re fucking stupid as fuck if an elephant made a symphony it would probably sound like shit
same if you made one
there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.
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“I have been vicious but my soul is pure.”— Dean Young, from Bender: New and Selected Poems; “The New Optimism,”
Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
he accepted ur cold drink!!
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“One day, I will find the right words, and they will be simple.”— Jack Kerouac; The Dharma Bums
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Y'all please go to the link cuz I get more entries for this, thanks.
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me settling on a deck chair in this titanic of a site
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